Wednesday, 9 September 2009

Medical board recommends stimulant addiction as a productivity measure

So the Queensland Health Department says doctors should overdose on caffeine so they can work insanely long shifts.

Apparently the Department toyed with recommending various other stimulants, but settled on caffeine, since it's so great for calm judgment and focus when consumed to excess.

Presumably these 'official guidelines' were written by somebody crazed by a 72-hour energy drink binge.

The results of that brainstorm - or indeed the doctor's work - might be termed red bull shift.

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